neeeeeew blog
guys I don’t know why I’m gaining followers, this blog is inactive.
:)
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
- up later because we’ve been on the phone for hours and it’s 4 am
- so you should get some sleep
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Me on a normal day: Oh I look cute today, this outfit really flatters my figure and my skin looks really good!
Me while pmsing: GOD I'M SO FAT AND UGLY NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO LOOK AT ME I'M JUST GOING TO LAY IN BED AND HIDE MY HIDEOUS BODY FOREVER AND NEVER COME OUT AND NEVER EAT AGAIN I HATE MY LIFE SOMEONE GIVE ME CHOCOLATE.
Me while pmsing: GOD I'M SO FAT AND UGLY NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO LOOK AT ME I'M JUST GOING TO LAY IN BED AND HIDE MY HIDEOUS BODY FOREVER AND NEVER COME OUT AND NEVER EAT AGAIN I HATE MY LIFE SOMEONE GIVE ME CHOCOLATE.
Teenage girl: Oh how I wish someone would like me
Someone: I like you
Teenage girl: No not you
Someone: I like you
Teenage girl: No not you
^lil playa~~
(via oreopeppermints)
