A girl my age just posted a Facebook status saying “some bastards living around here fairplay”. She’s unmarried and 5 weeks away from giving birth to a baby boy. Oh the irony :’)

  • friend: there's a life outside the internet
  • me: link me

extreme makeover: home edition

  • girl: i kinda like horses.
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.